It’s happened to the best of us; we’ve taken a moment to indulge in our most private and/or potentially embarrassing past time, and our significant other has walked in on us.
The shame engulfs you as you try, red-faced, to explain just what it is that you are doing!
You try to laugh it off, but you both know that this will be a moment of sheer embarrassment for the rest of your life!
Now, imagine that your partner had a camera, and caught that moment on film for all posterity!
That’s what happened to these folk.
Here we count down the 25 most embarrassing things that people have caught their partners doing!
“During a 12 hour flight delay my boyfriend wandered off. When I found him he was in the middle of a Pixar movie marathon with a group of 5 year olds.”
We all love Pixar, right? Whether secretly or not. So you can’t blame this fella for deciding to join these kids for a movie marathon. Especially when he’s got half a day to be kicking his heels at an airport!
“Walked on my husband walking the cat across the ceiling while singing ‘Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever a Spider Cat Does'”
Ah, The Simpsons Movie. It’s a classic of the genre. The ‘Spider Pig’ scene is one of the best bits in the film, so it’s no surprise that this guy decided to recreate it with his cat. We doubt the puss enjoyed it very much, mind you!
“Bedroom is really sunny in the morning. Found husband sleeping like this.”
The sun is shining. You’re trying to sleep. You don’t have an eye mask. Why not grab one of your wife’s bras and use it to block the glare from your eyes? It shows great ingenuity, surely!
“Walked in on my boyfriend and my cat hanging out”
I’m not sure what these two have been up to, but they look exhausted! The way that the cat mimics the man’s pose is almost perfect! And certainly very embarrassing!
“My mom caught my dad playing air guitar.”
This is one that I’m sure we can all relate to. Your favourite song comes on. It gets to the guitar solo. What do you do? Well, obviously you start busting out your best air guitar moves. Unfortunately for this chap, his wife was lurking nearby with a camera!
“Stages of my wife’s despair when we missed the ice cream truck.”
There are certain things that make us act like big kids. Fire trucks. Christmas. A playful dog! For this woman it’s ice cream. So excited she was to visit the ice cream truck, and so disappointed she was when they didn’t make it in time!
“Heard my husband telling the dog to stay still in the kitchen. Walked in and this greeted me!”
Everybody loves a practical joke. Especially if it involves a big adorable dog! This chap decided to surprise his wife by transforming himself into some half-man, half-dog mutant. We’re not sure that she was really buying it, though!
“Caught my husband red handed… Thought he was working out”
As we mentioned earlier, many of us never really grow out of being fascinated by fire trucks. Take this guy. He told his wife that he was off to work out. What he was really up to was a tad more embarrassing. He had grabbed one of his son’s toy fire engines, and proceeded to “drive” it on his running machine!
“Caught my husband slow dancing with the cat to Buffalo Soldier”
This man obviously has quite the bond with his cat. How else do you explain slow dancing with his feline friend?! If you’re going to dance with your cat, you could pick much worse songs than Buffalo Soldier!
“Introduced my girlfriend who never plays video games to Skyrim … I come home from work to find this.”
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was first released back in 2011, and instantly exploded into gaming consciousness. So much so, it seems, that this woman – who apparently never plays video games – became obsessed with it! It looks like he’s not going to get that controller back anytime soon!
“Sister texted me saying she lost her husband at Babies R Us. 20 minutes later, she found him.”
Shopping can be a tiring business. All that trudging around, from store to store, without a chance to sit down. So it’s no surprise that this guy needed a time out. And where better to catch forty winks than a galleon bed!
“Walked in on my boyfriend in bed with some b***h”
This woman was outraged when she came home to find her boyfriend in bed with another woman. But (un)luckily for her, it was a b***h of the canine variety. And whilst the guy seems to be having a great time, the dog looks like she wants outta there!
“I just walked into my husband’s office to find him like this.”
Another big kid at play! This chap was meant to be working in his office. In actual fact, he was playing video games. Whilst dressed as Spiderman. As you do! Weirdly, he doesn’t look particularly embarrassed. In fact, he looks more annoyed that he’s been disturbed!
“At least I know my boyfriend took a shower today.”
Men, generally, aren’t the cleanest bunch. So this woman was pleased to see that her boyfriend decided to have a wash that day. The telltale sign? Well a beer bottle on top of the bathroom shelf, of course. You’ve got to make that shower fun somehow!
“My wife doesn’t know I’m working from home today. This is my wife, working on her novel. Expected release date: 2052.”
This woman was taking time off regular work to “work on her novel.” On this particularly sunny day, unbeknown to her, her husband decided to work from home. And this is what he spotted: his wife putting the hours in to
develop that tan finish the chapter.
“My wife finally found out where I’ve been getting my frozen Snickers bars.”
When his wife decided to implement a healthy eating campaign, the dude decided to get creative. He hid his beloved snickers bars in a bag of edamame beans in the freezer. No-one eats them after all. However, after spotting her husband eating the chocolate, the lady did a bit of detective work. Busted!
“Got blackout drunk last night…my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.”
Uh oh. This man is well and truly in the dog house. After getting blind drunk after a night out with friends, his girlfriend was only to happy to clear up what happened. Not literally though. The dog did that!
“So I walked in on my girlfriend…”
They say that women are excellent at multitasking. Well this one certainly is. She has her phone, tablet, and laptop on the go all at once. Impressive!
“My attentive husband playing with our daughter.”
This guy isn’t going to win any dad of the year competitions, by the looks of things! He seems more interested in his iPad than his baby daughter, who is forced to just lie on the hard floor on her own! Men are obviously not so good at multitasking!
“I needed to borrow my wife’s phone … she said her password was our anniversary. I gave the phone back and said I didn’t know what happened.”
Here’s another stereotype: men are rubbish at remembering anniversaries! Well, it would appear that’s fairly accurate when it comes to this dude. It seems unlikely that his wife was convinced, mind you!
“Opened my boyfriend’s glove compartment”
What do most people keep in their glove compartments? Maps? Torches? Sunglasses? Not this fella! Nope, he keeps his wiggly eyes in there. Hundreds of them in fact! Heaven only knows why he’s amassing so many wiggly eyes. We assume he’s into arts and crafts!
“Unseasonably beautiful weather today. Came home from work to find my husband enjoying it.”
How can you enjoy the hot weather when there’s so much good stuff on the television? Well, this guy has this answer. All you need to do is set your TV up by the window, and voilà! Sit on that lounger, open that beer, and enjoy Dr Phil in the sun!
“I just caught my boyfriend in the act. He doesn’t know that I know his secret.”
What’s your most embarrassing secret? Well, for this guy it appears to be a fondness for My Little Pony. Little did he know that his girlfriend caught him in the act, and managed to bag a picture. He’s none the wise, whilst half of the internet knows!
“I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel”
If you’re pathologically afraid of heights it’s probably a good idea to say something before you take a ride on a giant ferris wheel! When this guy asked his girlfriend to go on the big wheel in Las Vegas, he assumed that the pair would soon be enjoying the views. Not so!
“Walked in on my girlfriend reading to our cat”
Reading to your baby is one thing. But reading to your pets? It’s not as if they will ever understand you! That didn’t put this lady off. ‘How to talk to your cat about abstinence?’ Good luck with that!